GSP vs increasingly dangerous dinosaurs

Georges St-Pierre came out of retirement for one card, because the opponents are dinosaurs. Brock Lesnar works his corner, the crowd is 20,000 paleontology nerds, and halfway through the night the dinosaurs get loose. Fight 1 is a real Velociraptor: two meters, fifteen kilos, feathers, and it still tries to bite the glove Georges offers it. Fight 2 is a Pachycephalosaurus, a bowling ball on legs that cuts his face with an illegal headbutt and refuses to hear the horn. Fight 3 is a Protoceratops, a four-legged tank that stuffs every takedown until Georges reaches for the one move Brock would pick. Fight 4 is a 250 kilo juvenile Ankylosaurus with armor he cannot dent and a tail club that puts him on the canvas, right before two escaped dinosaurs stop the fight cold. The main event is a nine-year-old T. rex, 500 kilos of teenage tyrannosaur that bites his arm and throws him into the fence, and Georges needs the one submission it has no arms to defend. Made with SeeDance 2.5 AI video generation.